• Fandom Law: Everyone is pansexual. No exceptions.
  • Fandom Law: There's a fic for every possible combination. Even incestious relations.
  • Fandom Law: AUs shouldn't be changed slightly to be published.
  • Fandom Law: It's not having sex with yourself if you regenerated.
  • Fandom Law: Love at first lock.
  • Fandom Law: If they're not having sex they're about to.
  • Me: ...
  • Fandom Law: What? It's the rules.
  • Me: Really?
  • Fandom Law: Always